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This Love of mine for midgets started many many years ago, so long ago that I think I was just born with it. I don’t know why nor where it came from but I always loved little people. Actually i love them so much that this will be the only time you see in this article where I say little people. I know that is the PC term for it but to me that sounds degrading, they aren’t little people hell most of them have bigger hearts and more love and courage than us “big people”. You always here about blacks, women and gays complaining about how tough it is out there for them well at least the world was still made for them, imagine how tough it is out there for midgets to make a living also imagine how tough it is out there for black, gay, midgets.  Hard to imagine huh!

They pretty much have  it tough for the majority of their lives, be it job interviews, standing in long lines, riding in crowded elevators, walking up stairs, going to school(kids are mean), even sitting at bars for a relaxing drink is a little more difficult for midgets.  And don’t even mention dating, it has to be hard for a midget who is attracted to non midgets to find someone, hell it also has to be tough for them to even find other midgets, the website littlepeoplemeet helps but online dating is also flowed.

Okay back to my reasons for loving midgets. There are many of reasons I can gather that could explain my love for them: one of my favorite movies is Willow and in there a midget saves the country/world. I love 80′s movies and there were midgets in a lot of movies in the 80s (The Poltergeist Lady, Oompa Loompas, Mad Max, Im Gonna Get You Sucka, Howard the Duck, Time Bandits, The Wizard of Oz, etc.)  Maybe because they’re small in stature like children but are adults so you can hold nice conversation with them. Might even say because I like rainbows and leprechauns and most leprechauns are midgets(some are dwarfs).  Or maybe because I always got what i wanted for Christmas and even though Santa delivered them I knew it was the hard work of Elves(midgets with pointy ears) that created/built them. Maybe it’s because I stopped growing in the 6th grade so at least I’m bigger than them(I’m too tall the be a rapper yet too short to play basketball). Maybe it’s because they are the perfect height for giving head and they have such little hands that they always make my junk seem huge. Hell, maybe I’ll never figure out where this comes from but I do know it will always be there.

Now some people may be reading this and are thinking damn this dude does love midgets, to you I say “YES I DO”, and some maybe reading thinking I’m a jerk, well to you people I say “GOOD DAY”…….”I SAID GOOD DAY”.  But seriously if you ask any of my real friends to name 3 things I love they will say Midgets and  Asians come first and the final thing will be a toss up between my PlayStation 3 or my Fiancée(I’m leaving out the females love hole, because that’s a given).

Now although the pictures display 3 females (yes my PS3 is a lady), my love for midgets and Asians extends the entire culture(my PS3 will always be a lady) but lets be serious what straight male is going to pass up on pics of hot chicks for some pics of dudes? <- (insert pause moment) C’MON SON.

……….Coming soon I might explain my love for Asian culture and Asian Women(I suffer from yellow fever) OH!! EMMM!! GEEE!! that was so non PC… anyway I’m not sure if the internet is massive enough for that topic.

Oh yeah I love strippers as well and I once received an outstanding lap dance in Atlanta from a midget stripper named “Show Stopper” and this lil lady was short and THICK not all that in the face but the body was on point. Wish I could find a pic of her but since I can’t here is one of “Fire” aka “Gonnette” she is a fine little thing currently performing at the King of Diamonds (Strip Club in Miami). She is thick in the waist and cute in the face, DAMN DAMN DAMN I need to take a road trip.

~~~~~GUY~~~~~