2 Minds 1 Brain ™

Hello All,

 

While sitting at work on this lovely Friday; as this day drags and drags on and I am mentally preparing myself for the weekend; my mind wanders(which it often does) to an era in history called the 80s. The 1980s were a magical time for me and my only regret was that I wasn’t a teenager or even an adult during them so I could have enjoyed them properly. Today on my “Mind Journey” to the 80s I couldn’t stop thinking about 80s movie villains/bad guys/jerks/assholes so today I am going to share some of my Favorites with you.

They are in no particular order I am just posting them as they come to mind. And if you feel I’ve left anyone off please leave a comment with their names and the movies so I can add them to the list.

I purposely left off cartoon villains because this list would get super long, but you can add them in the comments below. ENJOY!!!

 

Ivan Drago- Rocky IV(1985)

“I must Break You”

 

 

 

 

 

 

John Kreese- The Karate Kid(1984)

“Sweep the Leg”

 

 

 

 

 

Johnny Lawrence- The Karate Kid(1984)

“You couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Well, now you’re gonna pay!”

 

 

 

 

 

Hans Gruber- Die Hard(1988)

“I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

 

 

 

 

 

Kurgan- Highlander(1986)

“Tonight you sleep in hell.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lex Luthor- Superman II(1980)

“LEX LUTHOR! Possibly you’ve heard the name? the Greatest Criminal Mind on Earth!”

 

 

 

 

 

General Zod- Superman II(1980)

“I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.”

 

 

 

 

 

Ming The Merciless- Flash Gordon(1980)

“You pitiful fool! My life is not for any Earthling to give or take!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jack Torrance- The Shinning(1980)

“Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in.”

 

 

 

 

 

Joan Crawford- Mommie Dearest(1981)

“Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.”

 

 

 

 

 

Freddy Kruger- Nightmare on Elm Street(1984)

“I’ve always had a thing… for the whores that lived in this house.”

 

 

 

 

 

Jason Voorhees- Friday the 13th(1980)

“________”

 

 

 

 

 

Michael Myers- Halloween(1981)

“________”

 

 

 

 

 

Biff Tannen- Back to the Future(1985)

“What are you looking at butthead?”

 

 

 

 

 

David Lo Pan- Big Trouble in little China(1986)

“Here take her. Take the bitch!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alex Forrest- Fatal Attraction(1987)

“Well, what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan!”

 

 

 

 

 

Chucky- Child’s Play(1988)

“You stupid bitch! You filthy slut! I’ll teach you to fuck with me!”

 

 

 

 

Predator- Predator(1987)

“_________”

 

 

 

 

 

Alien- Aliens(1986)

“_________”

 

 

 

 

T800 ‘Terminator”-  The Terminator(1984)

“I’ll Be Back” boo to everyone that uses that; how about “Your clothes… give them to me, now.”

 

 

 

 

 

Darth Vader- Star Wars Episode V, VI(1980s)

“I’ve been waiting for you, Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”

 

 

 

 

 

Chong Li- Blood Sport(1988)

“You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend.”

 

 

 

 

 

Dae Han(not really a bad guy but I needed someone with an eye-patch)- Best of the Best(1989)

“To save a life in defeat is to earn victory and honour within. Your brother too, was a great fighter. I deeply regret your loss, and I offer myself as your brother.”

 

 

 

 

 

Clarence Boddicker- Robocop(1987)

“See, I got this problem. Cops don’t like me. So I don’t like cops.”

 

 

 

 

 

Dick Jones- Robocop(1987)

“Hello, buddy boy. Dick Jones here. I guess you’re on your knees right about now. Begging for your life. Pathetic. You don’t feel so cocky now do ya Bob?”

 

 

 

 

 

Gordon Gekko- Wall Street(1987)

“I don’t throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things. Read Sun-tzu, The Art of War. Every battle is won before it is ever fought.”

 

 

 

 

 

Audrey II- Little Shop of Horrors(1986)

“Does this look “inanimate” to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who’s to say I can’t do anything I want?”

 

 

 

 

 

The Joker- Batman(1989)

“I’m only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I’m really crying / You might join me for a weep.”

 

 

 

 

 

Gozer- GhostBusters(1984)

“Are you a God?”…no….”Then Die!!!”

 

 

 

 

 

Jareth The Goblin King- Labyrinth(1986)

“So, the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, is it? Well, let’s see how you deal with this little slice…”

 

 

 

 

 

Mama Fratelli- The Goonies(1985)

“The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue?”

 

 

 

 

 

Judge Doom- Who Framed Roger Rabbit(1988)

“Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked… just… like… THIS!” -Judge Doom doesn’t count as a cartoon because he didn’t show he was one until the last 10 minutes of the movie.

 

 

 

 

 

Sho’ Nuff- The Last Dragon(1985)

“See, now it is mumbo jumbo like that, and skinny little lizards like you thinkin’ they the last dragon that gives kung-fu a bad name. Get up, Leroy, I got somethin’ real fo’ yo’ ass in these hands.”

 

 

 

 

 

Khan Noonien- Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan(1982)

“To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” - wait didn’t that line come from Moby Dick, damn you KAAAAAHHHHHNNNN

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sardo Numspa-The Golden Child(1986)

“You’ve no idea who I am, have you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chuck Cranston- Footloose(1984)

“I thought only pansies wore neckties.”

 

 

 

 

 

Stripe- Gremlins(1984)

“Gizmo Caca.”

 

 

 

 

 

~~~~~GUY~~~~~